I’m carving one of these bad boys right now!
If you want to “wtf” yourself right now, then watch this!
I don't know why I'm up so early...
I got up to potty and now can’t seem to go back to sleep :(
fyi, I got up at 5:00AM!!!
Picture this. For lunch. Everyday. And not gain a single pound.
That’s basically me.
I am so hating you right now, I am only allowed to have one of these babies once every 3 months :(
THE REASON WHY WEDDING RINGS ARE WORN ON THE FOURTH FINGER!
this is nice :)
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS:
1) 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2) We are always late, we wold have missed all 4 flights.
3) Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
6) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7) We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8) We would ALL want to fly the plane.
9) We can’t keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10) We would have out our country’s flag on the windshield.
jordychristine:
Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!
A sign like this his only happens in Taylor Swift music videos and now on my tumblr. Other then that this doesn’t happen in real life, and if does happen to you then you are a very lucky gal or dude.
